(Oreos for Breakfast - Chapter Twelve)


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: Can I come here and play?

Ok, I admit that I only got into Sudden Silence because I'm a Backstreet fan and I was stalking Nick, but I totally and truly love them now. I'm getting yelled at all the time over on the Backstreet board for talking about how cool Rachel is, can I come and play with you guys? I only have their last album, but I promise I won't talk about Nick all the time, really.


From: JGforever
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Sure, VB, come play with us! We're nice, I promise. Ignore those of us who think that Rachel's new boyfriend is a twit. I like him, hell, more Jeremy for me!


From: ToyBoy
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Hey, jgf, hold up. Shouldn't we give VB a little quiz before we accept her into our ranks? Maybe she's a BSB spy.


From: JG forever
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Oh, please, TB, it's a public board. Why would the BSB need spies? VB, don't worry, he's just jealous. He thinks Nick has stolen Rachel away from him.

Like Nick Carter is the only thing standing between him and Rachel Connor.


From: Drum chick
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Yeah, Toy Boy, you should like Vegas Baby. I bet she'd help you get Nick away from Rachel- then you can have Rachel and she can have Nick, and everyone's happy!


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Toy Boy is really a BOY? There are BOYS here? We don't have boys on the BSB boards!


From: Jamessoulmate
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

VB, there are lots of boys here. Between Rachel and James, we've got just about every gender and sexuality covered. Except lesbians. Any girls out there fancy Rachel?


From: MistressBates
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

I'm a straight girl, but I wouldn't kick Rachel outa bed.


From: Toy Boy
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

MistressBates, can I watch?


From: MistressBates
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

You're a pig. Can't two women just enjoy each other's company without men making it about them?


From: Drum chick
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Uh, MistressBates, I've read your James/JC slash, I dunno if you should be calling Toy Boy a pig quite so quickly.


From: JG forever
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Uh, DC, I dunno if slash is the same thing as the implict male gaze in 'lesbian' porn created for straight men.


From: Drum chick
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

Uh, JGF, isn't slash all about the implict *female* gaze?


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

What the hell are you all talking about?


From: Toy Boy
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

VB, ignore them. They're overeducated and underentertained, they like to go at each other on this nice little board where most of us just blather on about how amazing SS is. I think they do it to attempt to convince themselves that pop music is really about deep social issues, rather than just making people happy.


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: Re: Can I come here and play?

What the hell is slash?


From: MistressBates
Subject: Slash

Oh, Vegas, darling, you must get out more. 'Slash' is fan fic about two people of the same gender. I know there is much BSB slash. I've read most of it. Tell me you at least know what fan fic is.


From: Drum chick
Subject: Slash

Bates, please stop, or you'll scare the nice BSB fan away.


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: re: Slash

I don't scare easy, don't worry! I've heard of that, I just haven't read any. When you say James/JC slash, do you mean JC from Nsync? Because they were here in Vegas last week and I asked JC what he thought of Sudden Silence, and he totally laughed and said they rocked.

And then I went into my whole story about how great they are and they're my new favorite band and I started playing the guitar because I want to grow up and be like Rachel and I might have bored him. Well, my friends said I bored him, but I swear he smiled at me and told me that was cool and he MEANT IT. He wasn't just being polite like they said he was!


From: JG forever
Subject: Vegas, baby

AW! I bet JC was interested. I'm interested. How old are you, VB? Because it is too cool that you've started playing guitar. I'm not gonna dis the boybands, because I love 'em, too, but they make making music look so hard, like you need songwriters and producers and choreographers and huge stage shows to make music… that's why I love SS so much. It's just the four of them, they write and perform and produce everything, hell, they recorded the last album in Rachel's living room. That is so fucking DIY and punk rock.


From: MistressBates
Subject: Re: Vegas, baby

It is DIY and punk rock, but hmm, which band recorded their last couple albums in their guitarist's living room? Who could it be… I think they're SS's biggest influence… oh, right, Duran Duran!


From: JG forever
Subject: Duran fucking Duran!

You are too right, MB. I'd honestly forgotten that. ::bows down to the Duran altar::


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: Re: Duran fucking Duran!

Did SS REALLY record the whole CD in Rachel's living room? I read that in Rolling Stone, but I wasn't sure that I believed it. And Duran Duran did the same thing? When? Could you do that in the 80s?


From: Toy Boy
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

Ah, young paduwan, you have much to learn about the lore of the Silence that is Sudden and the great wise ones, the Duran and the other Duran.

Yes, SS recorded the last album in Rachel's living room. They were running out of money and decided to buy time by renting equipment rather than studio space. I could go into the long and drawn out and entirely circumstancial theory I have on that decision, which involves Rachel breaking up with Jeremy, moving to London to be with Damon Albarn (you know who Blur is, right?), and then Rachel's dad dying in a freak car accident. But I need to get to work, and everyone here will roll their eyes and cover their ears and start singing that 'la la la' song, because they're tired of my conspiracy theories.

And in the NINETIES, Duran could record an album in their guitarist's living room. 'Ordinary World' OK, you might have been a toddler, but that entire album was recorded in Warren's living room. Part of my theory is that SS wanted to be like Duran, too.


From: Jamessoulmate
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

Vegas, I beg of you, don't ask for elaboration on the theory. It goes on for days. He has a timeline. Really.


From: Toy boy
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

Oh, get over it, jss, or I'll forward our emails about when James broke up with the boyfriend and how that figured into everything.


From: Jamessoulmate
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

Only because I was tired of the Rachel-centric view of the world! James is a person, too!


From: JG forever
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

HELLO! The bedroom eyed sultry guitarist/keyboardist/singer is a person too!


From: Drum chick
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

And everyone always forgets my Darien. Just because he sits behind the drums doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings!


From: Vegas Baby
Subject: re: Duran fucking Duran

You guys crack me up. I think I'm gonna like it here.

Jamessoulmate, when I met James in Vegas, he was complaining that there aren't enough gay groupies. I bet he'd like to meet you.


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